Does that make it appropriate or even 
Recquisate to ask Hilary about her face 
Yes, I saw her leave via the emergency exit 
Of the "surgery for the stars" emporium 
Face bandaged heavily, a bit of a give away 
But it was the handsome and ever-ready 
Secret Service man who tipped me off 
Bill was hiding under a blanket behind tinted windows 
A trick he learned from his great friend OJ 
Later I observed a pimply employee of the emporium 
Dump a suspicious bag in the dumpster 
Later still, a dumpster diver made off with 
A wagon load of similar bags 
I followed, I had to, too much fun 
The trail ended at an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts 
I had to know, so I knocked on the fire-scarred door 
Hector, a friend from the bathroom ((s)he can use either) 
Welcomed me 
"What he heck, Hec" - 
I questioned as he slung a gelatinous bag over his should 
"Soap" 
"I saw you swipe this from the CS emporium" 
"Soap, $15 a bar" 
"I saw Hillary come out bandaged like an Arab" 
"Big customer, Hillary" 
"Certain irony in that, Hec!"