Does that make it appropriate or even
Recquisate to ask Hilary about her face
Yes, I saw her leave via the emergency exit
Of the "surgery for the stars" emporium
Face bandaged heavily, a bit of a give away
But it was the handsome and ever-ready
Secret Service man who tipped me off
Bill was hiding under a blanket behind tinted windows
A trick he learned from his great friend OJ
Later I observed a pimply employee of the emporium
Dump a suspicious bag in the dumpster
Later still, a dumpster diver made off with
A wagon load of similar bags
I followed, I had to, too much fun
The trail ended at an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts
I had to know, so I knocked on the fire-scarred door
Hector, a friend from the bathroom ((s)he can use either)
"What he heck, Hec" -
I questioned as he slung a gelatinous bag over his should
"I saw you swipe this from the CS emporium"
"Soap, $15 a bar"
"I saw Hillary come out bandaged like an Arab"
"Big customer, Hillary"
"Certain irony in that, Hec!"