Excuses Excuses Author:Charles Keller, Kimble Pendleton Mead (Illustrator) Morning, noon, and night-for kids, anytime is a great time for some new excuses! They haven't heard anything yet until they hear the one that goes: "Customer: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies". And there are so many more giggle-inducing examples, with wacky drawings throughout. But be prepared-children ... more »will look for any excuse to pick this one up!« less