Yuck! Dad's in the kitchen...And Murphy's in a jam!
Murphy Darinzo can do no wrong--until he gets into trouble for dunking Ashley Douglas' pigtail in a pot of gray gooey glue. He just wanted to teach her a lesson! But now everyone thinks he has a crush on the snooty new girl at school. As if that's not bad enough, Murphy's health-nut Dad has been cooking breakfast--eggs without yolks...EECH!--so he can't even count on a good meal! How can he hope to complete with Ashley and win the "Cooperation Contest" at school? What's a guy to do when he faces eyeballs for breakfast and troublemaking girls at lunch?