Fabulous Broads PageADay Calendar 2005 - Page-A-Day Calendars Author:Ross Petras, Kathryn Petras "I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling." (rapper Lil' Kim) "Don't be a swiftie with me, madam." (Judge Judy Sheindlin) When these ladies don't have anything nice to say--they're not afraid to say it anyway. Fabulous Broads celebrates smart and sassy-mouthed women with a fantastically fun... more »ny year of razor-sharp zingers, comebacks, and cold, hard truths. Elizabeth Taylor: "The problem with people with no vices is that generally you can be sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues." And the inimitable Mae West: "I feel like a million tonight--but one at a time."« less