It's the First Day of School Forever Author:R.L. Stine On the first day of school, Artie falls out of his bed and hits his head. Hard. he complains to his mom and she says, "You're just worried about your first day in a new school." Then at breakfast, his little brother, Eddy, sprays syrup everywhere, and Artie has to go to school with syrup hair. On the way there, he gets splashed by a puddle tha... more »t makes him look like he wet his pants. And that's only the beginning. It's not just the first day of school, it's the worst day of school. On the second day of school, Artie falls out of bed and hits his head. Hard. He complains to his mom and she says, "You're just worried about your first day in a new school." Huh? Today is just like the day before. Can Artie find a way to change it, before it's the first day of school...forever?« less