Getting Even with the Answering Machine Author:John Carfi and Cliff Carle "What to say when you reach an answering machine" Funny responses. — Please note that this is a particular style of humor...some (me) perhaps may call it not funny...others (perhaps my loving husband, perhaps you) may find it hilarious. — Here's an example: — "Hello. This is Santa Claus. I'm calling to tell you that I won't be stopping by this y... more »ear. I joined ZZ Top and I'm going on tour. CLICK."« less