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A Girl's Guide to Vampires (Dark Ones, Bk 1)
A Girl's Guide to Vampires - Dark Ones, Bk 1
Author: Katie MacAlister
Sometimes love can be a pain in the neck. — JOY RANDALL'S TOP 5 TIPS FOR VAMPIRE HUNTERS: —
  1. 1.  Location, location, location.  Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker.
  2. 2.  Trust your eyes.  You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair ...  more »
  3. 3.  No matter how tempting it might be, DO NOT "ACCIDENTALLY" ACQUIRE A PAPER CUT AND SUGGEST YOUR VAMPIRE KISS YOUR FINGER TO MAKE IT BETTER.
  4. 4.  From here on out, play it cool.  Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk show circuit and WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T OFFER HIM YOUR HEART.
  5. 5.  And most of all, remember -- being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.
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ISBN-13: 9780062019301
ISBN-10: 0062019309
Publication Date: 1/1/2011
Pages: 384
Rating:
  • Currently 3.9/5 Stars.
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3.9 stars, based on 65 ratings
Publisher: Avon
Book Type: Mass Market Paperback
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Lenore avatar reviewed A Girl's Guide to Vampires (Dark Ones, Bk 1) on + 193 more book reviews
Helpful Score: 10
Stupid. So far, I've read only a couple of books by this author and they are just "ok" - some better than others, but the real downfall of the series is that its basically the same story over and over again. Really silly trying-too-hard-to-be-funny dialogue...but hey, that's just my opinion.

Want to see the funny vampire novel done decently? Try Mary Janice Davidson's Undead and Unwed series (just the first few, they get weaker as they go) or Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Series.
reviewed A Girl's Guide to Vampires (Dark Ones, Bk 1) on + 50 more book reviews
Helpful Score: 6
I really enjoy Katie Macalister's books. If you are looking for a vampire romance, this is not it. There are plenty of steamy scenes and a great romance... it's just not with the vampire. It's more a mistery of trying to figure out who is a vampire.
reviewed A Girl's Guide to Vampires (Dark Ones, Bk 1) on + 7 more book reviews
Helpful Score: 3
Not LOVING it! Sort of inconsistant. The charcters are a bit boring! Rapheal does sound pretty dang hot though! Having a hard time getting through it, and it is pretty predictable, but it MUST have something because I don't quite want to give up on it yet!!!

Certainly no Twighlight, but it has it's moments.
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Helpful Score: 2
it started out slow, but by the middle you are hooked. it's a good book.
reviewed A Girl's Guide to Vampires (Dark Ones, Bk 1) on + 7 more book reviews
Helpful Score: 2
Good book, very chick-lit in a vampire sort of way, with a mystery involved. I read all 374 pages in two days because I couldn't put it down. The two main female characters have very entertaining dialogue.
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meimei avatar reviewed A Girl's Guide to Vampires (Dark Ones, Bk 1) on + 16 more book reviews
In my opinion, it wasn't a very bad book. I enjoyed it. I was a little disappointed about the ending, but I won't spoil it, not much of a "vampire" romance. witty banter, a few cliche' characters, but all in all a good read. I'd recommend it to others.
reviewed A Girl's Guide to Vampires (Dark Ones, Bk 1) on + 4 more book reviews
It was just plain fun! It was light, sexy, it had enough characters in it to keep it interesting but not so many you have to keep remember who they are. I hope the other Dark Ones to follow are as much fun & sexy.
froot avatar reviewed A Girl's Guide to Vampires (Dark Ones, Bk 1) on + 178 more book reviews
Disappointing
Not a good Vampire story.

Joy and Roxy are two young American women tourists in the Czech Republic looking for love. Their trip takes them to a Carnival/festival for Gothics where the bulk of the story takes place. Obsessed with the belief that Joy is destined to belong to a "Dark One" due to a mind meld of visions, the girls seek advice from C.J. Dante famed author of the popular vampire series books. Raphael, the festival's head of security becomes the driving passion of Joy.

I enjoyed the developing relationship between Joy and Raphael, but the rest of the book was a blur of bad story. Joy and Roxy were so annoying as characters I found myself more interested in the men of this book. There is too much bad comic relief. The vampire in this story was an after thought. The title should have been "A Girl's Guide to Screwing up your Relationships and Running your Mouth off Inappropriately in a Gypsy Camp".
tlmetz avatar reviewed A Girl's Guide to Vampires (Dark Ones, Bk 1) on + 14 more book reviews
This is a very interesting twist on the usual vampire story. I really enjoyed it!
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I enjoyed this book. It was a little too murder mystery for me, though. Plus add in a little hot steamy.....

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