Gomer Pyle USMC Author:E. Kitzes Knox TOP SECRET — Imperative that immediate measures be taken to stop the actions of Recruit Gomer Pyle. — Re your report that Pyle has effectively clogged up operations in your command. Why are mortars firing shaving cream cans? Give some kind of reasonable explanation why bazookas are firing white grapefruit; grenade launchers pink ones. — The honor o... more »f the Corps and your future are at stake. If work of this leaks out to the public, entire Corps will be laughing stock. Gomer Pyle must be stopped at all costs.