guinea dog Author:patrick jennings Rufus has been dreaming of getting a dog. His best friend has one. His worst friend has one. But his dad has a few objections: They wine. They gnaw. They bark. They scratch. They beg. They drool. Rufus pays no attention when his mom offers her think-outside-the-box suggestion,because she can't be serious. She can't be. She can be. And she actu... more »ally comes home with a guinea pig. Anif if Rufus's dad thinks dogs are a problem he won't know what hit him when he meets the guinea pig that thinks she's a dog. She barks, she bites, she'll eat your homework.« less