How to be a Practically Perfect Pig Author:Nick Ward Let me have a word in your ear...from one pig to another. Have you ever said the wrong thing? Or done something in front of visitors that makes your parents blush? Well, never mind. It's hard to be good all the time. Follow the rules in this book and soon you will be a perfect pig. Just like me! Seven rules for good behavior demonstrated by a li... more »ttle pig doing just the wrong thing! Fun illustrations and text.« less