An absolute howl! I had tears rolling down my face, I laughed so hard, and I'm a guy! One line quotes from celebrities from Mae West and Marlene Dietrich to Barbra Striesand and Joan Rivers ("If God wanted us to bend over, He'd put diamonds on the floor."), along with photos of the authors childhood. Simon & Schuster 1996.

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If you're ever at a loss for the proper quip that illustrates the difference between the ways that men and women think, rest assured---here is the answer for your problem.

From back cover: Men. Can't live with them. Can't live without them. Well, what's agirl to do? Plenty, according to the classy collection of woman whose advice graces the pages of this book. Featuring quotes by well-known women, from Lily Tomlin and Bette Midler to Dorothy Parker and Mae West, this wicked collection of one-liners gets right to the heart of the matter. Here's what women say about life (and love) when the guys aren't around:
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck.
As long as you know most men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner.
The author is a painter, photographer, author, cook, traveler, mom, and friend.

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