Insurance as a second language Author:Dale Irvin Whereas we wish toensure your utmost enjoyment of this book, we (the party of the first part)offer you (the party of the 2nd part) the following insurance guarantee that you will have a good time (the party of the best part) while you read this manuscript. — Whereas we must assume that you have purchased this book, this policy is null and void if... more » you have not purchased this book but rather borrowed it, stolen it, or found it in the trash.« less