Joey Green (born May 26, 1958) is an American author. He has come up with a "wacky use" for just about every brand name product imaginable. He haswritten over forty books on this and other subjects and has been a guest on Good Morning America, The View, The Tonight Show.He is a former contributing editor to National Lampoon and a former advertising copywriter at J. Walter Thompson. He has also written commercials for Burger King and Disney World, and won a Clio award for an Eastman Kodak print advertisement.

He was born in Miami, Florida. He graduated with a BFA from Cornell University in 1980, where he founded the humor publication, The Cornell Lunatic, was political cartoonist for The Cornell Daily Sun, and was a member of the Quill and Dagger society.

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