Laugh Twice and Call Me In the Morning Author:Bruce Lansky A gift of laughter for those who need cheering up Here are the funniest quotes and comments ever made about what ails us by such humorists as Lily Tomlin, Joan Rivers, Rodney Dangerfield, Erma Bombeck, Ellen DeGeneres, George Carlin, W.C. Fields, and many more. The cartoons are just as funny.