An executive in Cable TV living in NY returns home to help her mother who has had a stroke. But the house has no TV, the phone is blocked from making long-distance calls. The only place she can receive a signal on her cell phone is standing on a stump, holding her phone uplifted like the Statue of Liberty. Also, horrors, there is no STARBUCKS! What is a girl to do? Plus, her loony aunts are running the "Miss Tidewater Butter Bean" pagaent, but do not want her help. Add to the mix Taylor Montgomery, the next door neighbor who has the only car available, and is a "Hottie McHotentot"