Mr Bean's Joke Book Author:Rod Green More than 300 hilarious jokes that Mr. Bean has inspired?a must-have for Bean fans, young and old — Two soldiers were having lunch when one asked the other to pass the chocolate cake. — "Sorry," said his friend. "I can't do that." — "Why not?" asked the first soldier. — "Because it's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert. — How do yo... more »u get down from a camel?
You don't. You get down from a duck.
What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
As much space as possible.
Mr. Bean is a very funny man who likes nothing better than cracking a joke, and here they are, all his favorites, packed into a single book. It?s like a big book of funny things like jokes. Only they are jokes. And they?re funny. That?s why we called it Mr Bean?s Joke Book. Um, can I go now?« less