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Muddle Your Way Through Fatherhood: How to fool people into thinking you're a competent dad
Muddle Your Way Through Fatherhood How to fool people into thinking you're a competent dad Author:Paul Merrill This is the book dads across the world have been waiting for all their lives, whether they?re on the verge of parenthood, or already knee-deep in kids. They just didn?t know they were waiting. — Letting you in on the inside secrets that the ?real? parenting books don?t dare tell you, this book will arm you with all the tips, cheats and excuses yo... more »u?re going to need to seem like a vaguely adequate father.
Find out.. If you have chosen the right mother for your children Simple ways to avoid being assaulted during childbirth Why babies shouldn?t watch Schindler?s List How to change a nappy in 17 easy stages Coping strategies if your son becomes a nerd The greatest lies to tell your kids Whether it?s possible to make your child less stupid Tell-tale signs your teenager has become a terrorist
Using a series of scientifically questionable quizzes, flowcharts, checklists and celebrity advice, this award-worthy book will be quite possibly the most important thing you ever read, and will ensure that no one ever thinks you?re a terrible father again. Except possibly your kids, but they don?t count.
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