Never Tease A Weasel Author:Jean Conder Soule You can knit a kitten mittens and perhaps that cat would purr. You could fit a fox with socks that exactly matched his fur. You could make a goat a coat with a collar trimmed in mink; Or give a pig a wig in a dainty shade of pink. But never tease a weasel; this is very good advice. A weasel will not like it and teasing isn't nice!