Letty, let's screw with fake John's head. In response to John's query:
Dear John! I am so sorry to hear of your trouble, but good news is coming your way because I can help you!! I want to send you the funds needed, but it will have to be sent with my sister who is going to Cyprus because it's the only place she can have an experimental surgery needed to remove the warts on her nose. Unfortunately, John, after the altercation between you and my sister that happened during the Groundhog Day celebration, she no longer wants to see you. When she gets to Cyprus, is there someone else she could meet to hand over the money? It would be great if she could meet a single man because after she gets the warts removed, she will be looking for a husband. I think any man would be happy to marry her as she is a rich heiress who will not have warts.
Waiting on your response, John!
Signed, Letty
Oh, we could have a little fun with this!!
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