Smaller sized hardback.
Organized alphabetically by author, most of which you will never have heard of.
Bullfrog's Laws of Survival:
1. If it's bigger than you, run from it.
2. If it's smaller than you, eat it.
3. If it's the same size, mate with it.
The spouse who snores always falls asleep first.
All persons have 10 faults. Pick 10 faults you can live with.