Pigs Have Wings Author:P. G. Wodehouse Pigs Have Wings. Preposterous! Someone is out to do in the Empress of Blandings, the fairest, fattest pig in the world and darling of the Earl of Emsworth. It's just days before the annual Shropshire Fat Pig contest and the honor of Blandings Castle is at stake. But fear not! Beach, the devoted butler, has summoned his niece Maudie, the sha... more »pely sleuth, to track down the Empress's enemies in hopes that the sow will once again reign triumphant in the field of corpulent contenders.« less