This isn't the first time boozer Russell Murray has met a new day with brass bands marching through his skull-and a stranger in his bed. No big deal, except that after this lost weekend, everyone in town is out for Russ's head. the cops want him for a triple-murder rap. Ritchie 'Bones' Pinelli wants his briefcase back. Killer twins Irv and Mort Wacker want Russell on a slab. And somewhere in Russ Murray's alcoholic fog are Mafia boss Frank Cannatella and his boyhood chum, Senator Jack Byron, who wants to be our next president.