Real Men Don't Eat Quiche Author:Bruce Feirstein In the past, it was eaasy to be a Real Man. All you had to do was wage war, cheat at poker, drink yourself blind, and find someplace to dump the toxic waste. — But today Real Men are expected to cope with things like teh 55-mile-per-hour speed limit, low-tar cigarettes, women who demand meaningful relationships, and restaurants that spin. — So ho... more »w, then, does a Real Man survive in a society filled with quiche eaters and designated hitters?