flour tortillas

deli roast beef, the best, sliced thin

lettuce: Wendy Sam likes red leaf

bacon and horseradish dip, the pre-made kind in the dairy case

The Poltergeist's favorite (you'll meet him at Wendy Sam's party at her beach house in Sarasota. Chapter 3, I believe). Spread the dip on the tortillas, add a slice of beef and a leaf or two of lettuce, roll tightly. Wrap and chill. At some point (between your shower and your mascara), make one-inch slices and arrange prettily on a platter, and stick back in the fridge. Yes, they stay rolled. Don’t ask Kate or Wendy Sam how. It’s magic.