Scum of the Earth Author:Cody Goodfellow THEY CAME TO RAID? THEY STAYED TO GET LAID! — For centuries, alien drug-runners plundered the Earth, harvesting organs and freebasing fear. Few drugs could match the potency of humanity?s dysfunctional two-stroke brains, so the Intergalactic Enforcement Force burned it down. — Now, the last scattered, ragtag pockets of humanity strewn across a hun... more »dred backwater worlds are the most sought-after cash crop in the universe, and their only hope lies in the unsteady, oversexed hands of a pirate crew of intergalactic trash under the command of a devious cutthroat nymphomaniac known as Callista Chrome.
But to save the unworthy human race, Callista and her drug-hungry horde will have to go through conniving alien cartels, buzzkill narcs, priapic platypuses, polymorphic ex?s and bloodthirsty space-Vikings before facing the most devastating enemy in the worst place in the known universe? home.« less