Time to pack up my sorrows 
And check out of this heartbreak hotel 
But no, "You got time for one more" 
"Sure, I live only to serve" 
"Well, we really shouldn't do this guy 
he has two businesses and sold stock 
he bought in the 1800's using mules for 
trade and then sold it at midnight on 
New Years Eve for bitcoins, which he converted 
at a discount for Vietnamese Dongs, and sent it 
to an off shore bank in the Caymens" 
"No problem, I'll dust off my copy of 
the Robert Lewis Treason Act of 1804 and 
we can use it if the IRS counters with 
the Gonzo Currency Referendum" 
"Good, shouldn't take you too long" 
Two heartpounding hours later, I dropped 
off my work. 
"I noted on the double secret memo pad the 
cost basis of the 63 drip payments of less 
than one penny, as cross-referenced in the 
Capital Gains for things I don't understand form. 
As for the bitcoin to dong transaction - it 
was only 85% viable since the appropriate documents 
weren't properly received off-shore until one second 
after midnight. I noted on the "shit it's tax-time 
again" pad to use the carryover for next year, and used 
Reduced Accelerated 150% Cost Reduction on his 
farm animal depletion - unless he plans to use the Cheney 
defense in which case he owes no taxes at all for the

next 7 1/2 years.

"Good man! See you next year!