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Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man
Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man
Author: Tim Allen
A humor book, an autobiography, a book that explains why men are different from women; and, guys, it's worth the cover price just for the helpful hints on how to deal with the opposite sex (if she asks how she looks in an outfit, never mention her backside, no matter what)--"Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man" is Tim Allen at hs all-out funnie...  more »
ISBN-13: 9780786889020
ISBN-10: 0786889020
Publication Date: 9/1/1995
Pages: 272
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  • Currently 3.5/5 Stars.
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3.5 stars, based on 111 ratings
Publisher: Hyperion
Book Type: Paperback
Other Versions: Hardcover
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Helpful Score: 3
I'm a woman and I thought it was pretty funny...it's a bit offensive at times but anyone with a good sense of humor will absolutely love it!... Tim Allen gives insight into his own life while treating the reader like just another guy working on the car telling stories. It's not a serious work, and Tim Allen isn't promoting the degradation of women. He's simply telling jokes that many men in our society relate to.
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Helpful Score: 2
I liked this book. I thought it was pretty funny at times. His humor was different than in his show. In the book he was more crude. In addition to being funny, he also provides some personal insight into how he really is.
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Tim Allen takes you through rites of passage, from fixing up his banana-seat Stringray to his earliest moment of sexual awaremess, which occurred when he saw his first Playboy pinup, and realized that every woman is naked underneath her clothes. He ponders such questions as why women are always "chilly," when men are burning up; why men don't micd being called pigs; why women can't understand what men do in the garage all morning. There are hilarious meditations on everything form butt cracks to why men lie, to why women think they're always right.
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Tim Allen's story about how he came to stardom!
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Tim Allen's hilarious look at childhood, adulthood and marriage.
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This book made me laugh out loud! I loved his stories of growing up, having kids, and dealing with marriage. I was very disappointed after finding out he had divorced the woman he was with in this book since he had so many insightful veiws into making marriage work... hmmm...
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Classic Tim Allen- funny!
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This is a great read if you need a good laugh...


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