Straight Up and Dirty Author:Stephanie Klein I did have my own friends, my own salary, my health, and TiVo: all the important things we're likely to take for granted. Still when it hit that I'd now have to date again, I panicked. Dating meant nightclubs, heels, and black. It meant"No thank you. Really I'm full." It meant matching bras and underwear. Clothes with the word micro used to de... more »scribe them. Because until you date again, people will hiccup lines about getting back on horses. So you invest in an Agent Provocateur whip and a subscription to an online dating service... She had every girls dream: the perfect marriage to the perfect guy in the perfect apartment on the Upper East Side. Marriage fit Stephanie Klein like a glove... But unfortunately if fit her husband like a noose. And then, just like that, Klein found herself divorced when you're firm, fashionable, and let's face it -fetching.« less