Super Chicken Nugget Boy Author:Josh Lewis When Fern Goldberg arrives at Bert Lahr Elementary School, he's just an average kid: nearsighted and a touch on the skinny side. Then he falls into the green, gooey liquid inside the grungy, above-the-ground-pool-type thingy behind Bogie's Burger Barn. Now, whenever his skin comes in to contact with condiments, he transforms into a boda fide d... more »eep-fried superhero ...« less