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Teaching the Pig to Dance, a Memoir of Growing up and Second Chances
Teaching the Pig to Dance a Memoir of Growing up and Second Chances Author:Fred Thompson From the wit and wisdom of Fred Thompson — "Teaching Latin to someone like me in gihg school was somewhat like trying to teach a pig to dance. It's a waste of the teacher's time and it irritates the pig." — "My daddy always said that a mae who walks around with a smile on his face all the time can't possibly know what's going on." — "I heard Senat... more »or Sam Irvin of Watergate fame say something that stayed with me: 'If you can paint a really good picture of a cow, you don't have to write the word "cow" under it.'"
"Minor surgery is surgery that someone else is having."
"They say that God protects drunks and children. I would add young morons to that list."« less