The Twinkie Squad Author:Gordon Korman Meet Douglas Fairchild, writer, dreamer, and son of diplomats. Meet Commando, smooth mover, basketball star, and way cool guy -- until he met Douglas. — Thanks to Doug, Commando just joined the school's Special Discussion Group, or as the students call it, the Twinkie Squad. Nothing is worse than being a Twinkie. — But Doug's about to change all t... more »hat. And before he's through, the school will smell like rotting fish, the principal will be on the verge of a nervous breakdown, and the rest of the student body will be signing up to become members of the Twinkie Squad!« less