US Army Zombie Training Manual Author:Department of the Army, Cole Louison When a zombie is taken prisoner by the Army, it need not be uselessly destroyed. In fact, just as our Army trains dogs for combat roles, it has a program to train the captured Undead for combat roles. No zombie that our Army can capture will go unutilized. This is our Army's "No Zombie Left Behind" policy. The manual in your hands ... more »is the Department of Defense's principal source of information on care, conditioning, training, and operations of our Army's Working Zombies---such as Blech!, the brave zombie who served in a capacity similar to that of his canine comrade Cairo in the raid that killed Bin Laden.
From basics, such as 'HEEL' and 'STAY' to negotiating obstacle courses, to tracking, searching, attacking, and even zombies working undercover in the real world, this manual shows readers how our military trains zombies to be soldier zombies. Illustrations depict the dos and don'ts of zombie care, training, and operations.
Contents include:
Zombie-Veterinary Training Priorities
Principles of Conditioning and Behavior Modification