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Just Wait till you have Children of your Own!
Just Wait till you have Children of your Own Author:Erma Bombeck and Bil Keane "I was raised on threats. By the age of ten it became apparent that my mother had an inexhaustible supply of all occasion intimidations. And I believed every one of them." — "If you don't go to sleep, " she threatened, 'the tooth fairy Mafia will pull all your teeth and sell them in the black market." or, "You wet the bed one more time and a rain... more »bow will follow you around for the rest of your life."
"The other day I called Mother in desperation. "I need help, " I said. "I've used every threat on my kids you used on me and I've run out. Do you have anything stronger that you held out of me?"« less