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I could really use this one: "WARNING - book contains one or more adorable children." Every book I pick up is swarmin' with kids! In desperation I picked up a Presents and it had THREE! The main characters barely had ten pages of time together. Less ped., more bed! |
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Ugh, I very rarely like children in a book. There are so few authors who can pull it off. |
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Here's another we could use: "Warning - author is psychotic nutjob who will hunt you down if you give her a bad review." |
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Escapism and children DO NOT go together!!!
Oh, I've got a warning I'd like to see... Warning: Unsanitary Sexual Practices!
If I come across another book where the hero has his hands allover the backdoor before playing around in the front I am gonna burn it...it's just...yuck. Last Edited on: 5/13/08 2:53 PM ET - Total times edited: 1 |
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" Less ped., more bed!" - Lol! Hilarious, Willa:P I almost peed. |
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LOL, that is a classic, Willa! LOL |
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WARNING - Menage a trois within! I can handle a threesome now and then, but I need to know it's coming so I am not too invested in the monogamy of the H&h. Katrina |
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Warning! Heroine is a selfish, egocentric bitch who believes no one's feelings but her own count! or Warning! Heroine had a baby and didn't tell the father!
Sherri |
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Warning: Heroine runs away gets herself in trouble at least 5 times! |
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Once I get started, it's hard to stop... few booties, more booty! less tot, more hot! I'm trying to find one for you Sarah, but all I got is: Wash before/front door! |
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Here are my preferred warnings: Notice: no sex what so ever. (I have a few sex-free romances on my keeper shelf, but when you're expecting some intimacy somewhere ... its just hard to get past still looking for something more than a kiss). Warning: Hero is a jerk who has sex with someone other than the heroine during the book, just 'before' H and h are together. (I picked up Sylvia Day's Passion for the Game based on comments here and was very disappointed that hero was doing another woman in the second chapter.) Warning: slutty sex (I think this is a warning that belongs on almost all of Emma Holly books; maybe not - I stopped reading her, but just like my prior one I do not get in to the heroine having sex with anyone other than the hero.
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WARNING: Badly written bed dialogue WARNING: Use of repeated oaths (I read one historical where I think the hero exclaimed "God's blood!" every third page. It became very irritating quickly). WARNING: Attempts at cutesy fail miserably
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I actually think they really should think about add ing a sexual content warning... and then give them a rating. ( I am not a fan of no sex romance, so blah~ )
Oh and lets not forget the big, fat, RED tag on the cover if the hero is a abusive caveman who also cheats on the heroine. |
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how about : WARNING -- totally inane with idiotic whiney characters, so skip me and read something worthwhile!!!!!!!! That made me feel better. |
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Warning: Human bodies are not able to get in postitions described within without pulled muscles, strains, and sprains. |
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That was going to be my next one, Barbara! :-0 I also think there needs to be a warning about stupid names, like in the book I am reading. The man's name is Jax and the woman is Pickett. o.0 Last Edited on: 5/13/08 10:33 PM ET - Total times edited: 1 |
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Warning: characters are trained contortionists; please do not try at home without written permission from your chiropracter Warning: Heroine does not forgive hero for tiny slight occuring on page 50 until second to last paragraph. Avoid and go get trashed on tequila - at least the hangover will be less pain than the reading experience. Warning: This is the third in a series and if you think that this novel is going to redeem the crap-tacular-ness of it's two predecessors, you're in serious need of a frontal lobadomy. Warning: Author firedd editor; some speeling misstikes ocur. |
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I also think there needs to be a warning about stupid names, like in the book I am reading. The man's name is Jax and the woman is Pickett. o.0 oh, those names sound familiar. but i have no idea what that book might be. Warning: Author firedd editor; some speeling misstikes ocur. LOL! spelling mistakes drive me nuts. almost as bad as continuity errors, and both jar me out of the story. am i the only one who notices how often 'loose' gets used instead of 'lose'? if you lose weight, your pants are loose. you don't loose weight. *sigh*
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Thank you Ellen!!! The 'loose lose' thing drives me nuts! |
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"Warning: This is the third in a series and if you think that this novel is going to redeem the crap-tacular-ness of it's two predecessors, you're in serious need of a frontal lobadomy." I badly need that one! Hope just keeps springing eternal. |
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"I actually think they really should think about add ing a sexual content warning... and then give them a rating." I agree with this... they rate movies and put PA on CDs, they should put warnings or ratings on books IMO, I like to know what I'm getting into:) |
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Top 5 warnings I'd like to see: Annoyingly self-righteous heroine Misogynistic cheesedick hero (can I say that here?) Boring, recycled plot Vacuous dialogue And #1 - Warning: Reading this drivel may cause irreversible brain damage
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Kim said: Misogynistic cheesedick hero (can I say that here?) I guess so, cause you just did :) Warning label I'd like to see is -- "Warning! This book is a sequel and the author repeats her previous work throughout (which was not so good the first time around"). |
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How about just a plain: "This book Sucks-save your time and money" |
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I'm LOL'ing at this thread. Here's mine: Warning! The entire plot for this book is based on a really stupid misunderstanding or assumption that is sooooo blown out of proportion and could have been settled with one simple question within the first ten pages of the book. |
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