No Way to Treat a Frist Lady Author:Christopher Buckley Elizabeth Tyler MacMann, the first lady of the United States,has been charged with killing her philandering husband, the presidnt of the United States. In the midst of a bedroom spat, she allegedly hurled a historic Paul Revere Spittoon at him, with tragic results. The attorney General has no choice but to put the First Lady on trail for assass... more »ination.« less