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Subject: what is your score??
Date Posted: 4/6/2008 6:22 PM ET
Member Since: 3/19/2008
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This actually was quite hilarious! This is fun to do. Just read the "offense
and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each
"offense" and added up your total fine.   When you are done, send it back to
the person that sent it to you and your other friends. Title your email "My
fine is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
$1,110.60 is the Max



> >Smoked pot -- $10
> >Did acid -- $5
> >Ever had sex at church -- $25
> >Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--
> >$40
> >Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
> >Had sex for money -- $100
> >Ever had sex with the a different race -- $20
> >Vandalized something -- $20
> >Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
> >Beat up someone - - $20
> >Been jumped -- $10
> >Crossed dressed -- $10
> >Given money to stripper -- $25
> >Been in love with a stripper -- $20
> >Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
> >Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
> >Ever drive drunk -- $20
> >Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
> >Used toys while having sex -- $30
> >Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
> >Went skinny dipping -- $5
> >Had sex in a pool -- $20
> >Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
> >Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
> >Cheated on your significant other -- $10
> >Masturbated -- $10
> >Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend
> --$20
> >Done oral -- $5
> >Got oral -- $5
> >Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
> >Stole something -- $10
> >Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
> >Made a nasty home video -- $15
> >Had a threesome -- $50
> >Had sex in the wi l d -- $20
> >Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
> >Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
> >Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
> >Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
> >Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
> >Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
> >Went streaking -- $5
> >Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
> >Been arrested -- $5
> >Spent time in jail -- $15
> >Peed in the pool -- $0.50 <-- if you don't add this in, you're lying LOL
> >Played spin the bottle -- $5
> >Done something you regret -- $20
> >Had sex with your best friend -- $20
> >Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
> >Had anal sex -- $80
> >Lied to your mate -- $5
> >Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
> >
> >Tally it up and Title it..."My Fine Is..." Then send it to friends and the
> >person that sent it to you. $1,110.60 is the Max

Date Posted: 4/9/2008 11:31 AM ET
Member Since: 5/10/2005
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Ha!

I do have to wonder...."crossed dressed".    How does a female cross dress?  What is a "guy-only" clothing at this point?  

Date Posted: 4/9/2008 12:18 PM ET
Member Since: 12/8/2006
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Well, my fine is $245

Date Posted: 4/23/2008 4:45 PM ET
Member Since: 4/5/2007
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My fine is $390.00. Who do I write the check out to?????
Subject: I hope
Date Posted: 4/24/2008 5:38 PM ET
Member Since: 4/5/2008
Posts: 2,783
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That it isnt totaled per incident.  Ha Ha. Fun quiz thanks for sharing