Whatever Author:Matt Lehman When you throw out a challenge to the universe, it has a tendency to answer. Sometimes it's a subtle answer, other times it's like a sledgehammer hitting an egg. On the rare occasion that the universe is in a good mood, it sends you on a roller coaster ride as a DJ on a cruise ship with no experience or music to play. — It lets you fall head over... more » heels in love with a virgin while the rest of the world is having an orgy.
Somewhere around this point you condemn God and the real fun begins.