Since G.G. Grafmam bought a copy of How To Make Men Crazy, she has been making Hobie's life miserable. G.G. definitely is not the girl of Hobie's dreams. Never mind that she's got Orphan Annie hair and the social skills of a shrimp-her idea of fun is studying the creatures in a bowl of seawater. Besides, Darlene DeVrise, the class knockout, already has his heart-and his hormones-in an uproar. Too bad Darlene doesn't know it. But when one of Hobie's love poems falls into Darlene's hands, suddenly she's trading him kisses for verses. Now if G.G. wold just find other fish to fry, Hobie could concentrate on going really crazy...over Darlene.