The Eclectic Pen - Worst. Writing. Ever. - A Response to Roger C.

By: Silvercat   + 22 more  
Date Submitted: 9/29/2007
Last Updated: 10/6/2007
Genre: Literature & Fiction » Poetry
Words: 100

  Consider this written in fun only... :)

It was late one night when I was bornge
And the first food I tasted was a succulent orange.
Mother covered it well with mapry syruple -
(Pronounce the latter like the color purple).

Mom looked at me hard, then asked are you illdear?
Your eyes look so strange and your hair has turned silver!
With a smile and a lisp she said “Let’s bake you a bunth!"
And that’s what she did, every day of that month!

I began to feel better, the fever? I got ridofit!
But in retrospection, look at Mom as an idiot…

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Sabiel C. (sabu423) - 9/30/2007 9:48 AM ET
cute! =)
Marta J. (booksnob) - 10/1/2007 4:32 PM ET
Made me laugh!
Kai R. (GrauFrau) - 10/18/2007 2:52 AM ET
LOL Loved it!!!! Thanks for the smile! :-D
Roger C. (Pascotimes) - 10/23/2007 1:23 PM ET
LOL! I just found this...WTG Linda! I like it! ;-)
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