The year my life went down the loo Author:Katie Maxwell I tell you everything about my hunkalishious boyfriend, right down to the kissing, i just bet no one else tells you about what it feels like to kiss a hottalicious guy with an uber-fabu mustache. my firm grasp on the very latest english slang, words like "chuff" ( say it wrong and it could mean fart)and "fwoar" ( i have no idea what it means, bu... more »t it sounds very cool, don't you think?). i have naturally good taste, so you can trust me when i tell you just how pervo the skirts they make us wear for field hockey are-we're talking majorly pervo, here. did i mention kissing a hottie with a mustache? you feel much better about your family because you don't have a father called brother, a mother who is keen to give you sex talks,or a sister who tries to drag you to every werido radical protest she can find. who else do you know who lives in a creepy house and sleeps in a tower room with its own ghost? detailed , in-depth anaylses, biographies, and descriptions of snogworthy English guys who are on my potential boyfriend list. My insightful and totally fabulous advice on your own love life. (Get over Vance and Weasel, babe!) KISSING, KISSING, KISSING! 'nuff said, right? right. I knew that would convince you.