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LOVED this book! So hilarious! Carlin is a genius in the truest sense. A friend of mine and I believe that most of the ideas Carlin has about how our government should run might actually work!

Not as funny as I would have liked to read from George Carlin, however, the book is worth a look. It does have its moments. In case you are not a George Carlin fan, you may not like the language although it did not bother me.

Very little reference to our savior (unless followed by a "Christ" and an exclamation mark) or porcine products in the entire book.

From Publishers Weekly
Starred Review. There's no better way to enjoy one of Carlin's books than to hear him read it himself. With his gravelly voice, Carlin sounds like a foul-mouthed, grumpy grandfather as he riffs on everything from politics and the improper use of language to plane-boarding etiquette and the differences between the sexes. He's alternately crude ("Every evening at seven-thirty, citizens and consumers get a chance to sound off and air their complaints. Don't miss Blow It Out Your Ass!...") and outrageously funny (such as when he compares people of faith to UFO believers), and he's always irreverent ("A children's museum sounds like a good idea, but I would imagine it's not very easy to breathe inside the little glass cases"). The one topic that gets under his skin is euphemisms and, related to that, political correctness: "I can remember when I was young that poor people lived in slums. Not anymore. These days, the economically disadvantaged occupy substandard housing in the inner cities. It's so much nicer for them." Needless to say, Carlin has his comic timing down pat. His energetic reading is punctuated by conversational bits ("Hah? Whaddya think? Maybe?") and enhanced by his deft vocal variation (such as when he's narrating the "Continuing Story of Mary & Joseph"), making listeners will feel as if they've got a front-row seat at one of his comedy shows.
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George Carlin? He has lots to say, in a manner that is strictly for adults. Lots of swears sprinkled liberally throughout.

I chuckled all the way through. Loved it.

Where would American thought be without George Carlin?

NY Times Bestseller

This book is about George Carlin's views on just about everything--very funny.

I love Carlin. What else is there to say? :)