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Yes -- I kid you not. Get out of this forum while you can. Learn from my experience. This is an evil, evil place.
Oh, I know what it's like. You sign up for PBS and are excited to post your first 10 books and get your 2 freebies. Oh, the joy when those books come. And then you receive requests for your posted books -- and you eagerly print out the labels and wrap the books -- and in little time, figure out how to print electronic postage and DC, not to save a trip to the post office, but really to get your credits even more quickly, in fact, instantly. Yaayyy -- now you can order more books! And you skip to your mailbox each day, hoping to see the PBS logo on a book-size envelope or package. This is just too good to be true! And then...
...you discover the forums and think to yourself, "I like historical fiction; I'll wander over there." And so you start lurking. As you read the posts, you are so grateful, so excited to find new authors, new series, new books -- all of which you apparently HAVE to read. And your Reminder list grows and grows and grows. And your WL grows and grows and grows. And your stack of TBR books grows and grows and grows. And as you continue to read the posts, you think, "what a tight-knit circle -- they all seem to know each other -- they tease and joke with each other -- they even know when a member has been absent." And so you're a little intimidated -- after all, you're a newbie, you're hesitant to intrude in their circle. But you finally brace yourself and post your first message. Do they shun you as the outsider you are? Do they resent your intrusion? Do they ignore or dismiss you? Oh, no, they don't. In fact, they send you welcoming, friendly messages, lulling you into their circle. They seek to normalize their behavior -- their strength is in numbers. Oh, yes -- they're a friendly bunch. They don't even mind if you (gasp!) don't like a Cornwell book. They just good-naturedly give you the wet noodle treatment, but it's all in good fun. (Now, MAYBE, if you professed a dislike of Penman, you might get the boot -- but honestly, if you don't like SKP, you deserve it.)
And so you find yourself rushing to the computer as soon as you enter the house. Of course, you want to check to see if you have a PM or book request or WL offer, but you also want to delve right into the HF forum because there are always new postings, new recommendations, new reviews. This is not only a friendly group but a chatty group. And soon after you've posted a couple times, you get your first buddy request -- oh, the joy, the rapture! You have a PBS buddy! Your family is clamoring for dinner -- but not yet, you need to PM your buddy, you need to finish reading the thread, you need to post your 2 cents.
Eventually you find yourself going back to previous HF postings -- and lo and behold, after many, many, many hours, you have actually read through 17 pages of threads dating back to 2007 -- as if you have the time! And your Reminder list grows and grows and grows -- and your WL grows and grows and grows -- and your stack of TBR books grows and grows and grows. Don't these people do anything but read??!! And pretending to be helpful, they refer you to historical fiction sites -- as if you need more book recommendations! And they even have the chutzpa to suggest other venues, such as Book Depository or Book Closeouts, where you can buy those books that never seem to get posted, sites that you were blissfully unaware of before entering this forum. Oh, even more insidious, they tell you where to find used book sales! And they lull you further and further into their bibliomanic clutches with games and fun challenges and a Secret Santa holiday exchange (and you don't even believe in Santa!).
The irony is that your account page lists how much money you've saved since joining PBS. Yeah, right! In what universe have you saved money?? No -- you've instead started scrounging around every local UBS -- not just to find books on your WL, but to buy books that others have Wish Listed so you can post them and get more credits. Oh, yes, you've learned to check out the list of most requested books -- just to buy and post them. And sending books is not free. So you add more and more money to your PBS account to pay for electronic postage and DC (isn't it all so convenient??). You go to office supply stores to find deals on envelopes and packing tape. And of course, the chances of some of your WL books actually being offered to you are negligible -- so off to Amazon or Book Depository -- or if desperate (or lucky enough to have coupons) to Barnes and Noble or Borders. Oh, yes -- this is supposedly a place to "swap" books -- but you don't, can't swap your favorites -- nope, those you keep -- and other members keep theirs (admittedly and surprisingly, there are a few who post everything -- so maybe you'll get lucky).
And remember how excited you initially were to find new authors and books and series to read -- and your Reminder list grew and grew and grew and your WL grew and grew and grew and the stacks of TBR books next to your bed or crammed into your clearly inadequate book shelves grew and grew and grew. Now, you've reached the point where you're almost grateful when a forum member doesn't like a book. In fact, you kind of, secretly hope that members post negative reviews. Yyaayyy -- fewer books to read! As it is, it would take years, decades even, to read all the books that are on your Reminder list and your WL and in your TBR stacks.
So, get out now, I say, while you still have a chance. Heed my warning -- you'll thank me. You'll save time and money and your sanity. For if you linger here, you'll be trapped -- because these are people who know how to sneak books past their spouses, who know that when packing for a trip, books take precedence over clothes, who wouldn't dream of reading a series out of order. In short, they're your people.
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