101 Wacky Sports Quotes Author:Jeff Parietti Would Joe Montana want his son to play football? "Not if he can swing a golf club." — It's a good thing this baseball player isn't a math teacher! — "There are more games in the second half of the season than there are in the first." — What famous boxer said: "I'll fight him for nothing if the price is right." — Did they really say that? You bet the... more »y did! If you get a kick out of sports, you'll have a ball with this book. Real funny and surprising quotes from the stars of baseball, football, basketball, hockey, and more. Illustrations by Don Orehek.« less