Advanced French for Exceptional Cats Author:Henry Beard Sophisticated French for a Cat as Smart as Yours. — Complete conjugation of the verb 'miauler'(meow): "To be hungry, to be thirsty, to be annoyed, to be content, to be bored, to be scared, to wish to go out, to wish to come in, to wish to be petted, to wish to be left alone, to be unwilling to go to the vet, to say hello, to say good-bye, to pres... more »ent with a small dead animal, to require that the litter be changed, to request that food be provided, to disclaim responsibility for breakage, to predict the appearance of a furball."
Funnier, cleverer, with even more marvelous color illustrations than its predecessor.« less
A cute book, complete with pictures, teaching one how to decline the French verb 'to meow', and such useful phrases as, "I have the honor to present you with this mostly dead chipmunk." J'ai l'honneur de vous offrir ce suisse presque completement mort.