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The Eclectic Pen - Alphabetical Silliness B

By: Geneve M. (Geneve)   + 8 more  
Date Submitted: 4/27/2008
Genre: Literature & Fiction » Short Stories & Anthologies
Words: 122

  B: (Bovine, Boring, Burn, Bucket, Batter, Bell, Butter, Bureaucrat, Banned, Buffet, Bullet)

Several years ago, my mother bought me a cow. Now, some might say that my bovine friend was rather boring, but such cruelty burns me. Many a day I have to hide my head in a bucket to save my feelings from being further battered.
I found myself quite devoid of funds, and decided to put my cow to use, but alas, I had to attach a bell to every stick of butter, to prevent it from being stolen by the starving bureaucrats, recently fired and banned from the buffets. They proved tenacious, however, and eventually had to be frightened away with bullets.

(This is one of my favorites =D )

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