Belfie Hell Author:Shane Jesse Christmass Belfie Hell is anti-roman ... anti-novel ... anti-anti-novel ... I awoke wrong ... incorrect ... nightmarish ... scared ... drained from a blessing ... hounded by pig cops ... held in riots not anticipated. My shipmates began to read my mind. I bathed in a parody of my real self. I was shrewd ... inept ... but I was calculating pride ... thus I ... more »had to speak ... put word down.« less