Cocktales An After50 Dating Memoir Author:Morgan Malone Eight years, Eighty Men and Not Quite 8000 Orgasms: A fifty-ish woman?s journey through the world of Internet dating, to find lust and love later in life. **** I was married to the love of my life at twenty-five and widowed ten years later. Approaching my fiftieth birthday, I sent a small, selfish prayer to Heaven: I wanted to feel something, pr... more »eferably an orgasm, just one more time. My friends laughed at my wish. What man in his right mind would want a fifty-year-old woman, overweight, scarred, graying and out of practice in the ways of love? I took the challenge. I was not looking for a marriage, a long-term relationship or even a short-term liaison: I just wanted to get laid. Cocktales chronicles my journey from lust to love to hope. In Cocktales, you will meet a sampling of men I dated, and some will make you laugh until you cry. The ?bad boys? will make you hurt until you cry. And a few will just make you sigh. Cocktales is my story, told through my encounters with men over the last decade. I?ve grown from an isolated, lonely widow to a woman who has faced many fears and fantasies, gathering some practical advice and some hard-earned insight along the way.« less