Dads Toddlers and the Chicken Dance Author:Peter Downey, Nik Scott Hilarious and helpful book for fathers explains the reality of toddlerhood. Downeys hilarious no-nonsense style makes Dads, Toddlers and the Chicken Dance a refreshingly politically incorrect but informative guide for dads whose babies have metamorphosed into a creature known as toddlerus destructivus. Get the low-down on all the thrills and ch... more »ills of raising a toddler, including: Babysitting Nutrition Common sicknesses Money Lawnmowers Arnold Schwarzenegger Television Bedtime Toddler-proofing your home Speech development Spanking Tantrums Toilet-training Birthday parties Parental sanity Sperm testing Contraception Choosing a preschool Bathtime The chicken dance Vasectomies And, of course, lots of stuff about sex!« less