The Damned Utd Author:David Peace Gentlemen, I might as well tell you now, you lot may have won all the domestic honours there are an some of the European ones but, as far as I am concerned, the first thing you can do for me is to chuck all your medals and all your caps and all your pots and all your pans into the biggest f***ing dustbin you can find, because you've never won an... more »y of them fairly. You've done it all by bloody cheating.« less