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The Eclectic Pen - A Dirty Limerick (Gasp!)

By: Roger C. (Pascotimes)   + 25 more  
Date Submitted: 12/7/2007
Genre: Literature & Fiction » Poetry
Words: 30

  While patrolling the grounds, young Lord Kitchener
Found a farm girl without e'en a stitch on 'er!
Then, without much to say,
Laid her down on the hay,
And proceeded to highly enrichen 'er.

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Silvercat - - 12/8/2007 3:15 AM ET
LOL!'re good!
Marta J. (booksnob) - 12/8/2007 9:55 PM ET
I'm not worthy...
anansi - 12/22/2007 1:43 AM ET
While'st a bitten her nape She done cried out RAPE! and the young Lord spent the rest of his days with a criminal record.
Jelissa R. - 1/1/2008 4:23 PM ET
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